tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
My very earliest memory is from when I had barely turned 2 years old. I was standing in my grandparent’s backyard in Louisiana, looking through a chain-link fence at chicks (baby chickens) in the next yard and being extremely interested in them because they were small like I was.
My memory ends there, luckily, as I had apparently been standing on a red ant hill and promptly go swarmed by a horde of tiny satans before getting swept away by my parents and hosed off in the shower.
Ahhh, life. What a bittersweet wondrous pill.

